Q: What bug is welcome in apartments?
Q: Where do ants eat?
A: At a restaur-ant.
Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An eleph-ant.
Q: What's even bigger than that?
A: A gi-ant!
Q: What does an octopus wear in the winter?
A: A coat of arms.
Q: What bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin.
Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?
Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot
A: A mice cream cone.
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: What kind of animal is always found at
A: The bat.
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: They are too hard to iron.
Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Pinch it's nose closed.
Q: Where is the best place to park a dog?
A: In a barking lot.
Q: Why do Hummingbirds hum?
A: They've never learned the words!
Q: Which are the strongest creatures in the
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To go the the "Shell".
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the Mooovies!
Q: What do you call Rodents that play Hockey?
A: 'Rink Rats'
Q: What do you get when you cross a Bear and
A: 'Winnie the Pehew'
Q: What animal needs oil?
A: The mouse, because it squeaks.
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always Spotted.
Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?
Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.
Q: What is the best way to communicate with a
A: Drop it a line!
Q: What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
Q: Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?
A: She mislaid them.
Q: What's black and white and read all over?
A: An embarrassed Zebra.